Bible Prophecy Experts are all surprised!

Skewed News Syndicate -- TP Warneski reporting:
Talk show host Rush Limbaugh admitted today on his radio show, "Yes, I am the Antichrist." The news took Bible Prophecy experts entirely by surprise.
Jack Van Impe responded, "This really messes with my prophecy time chart. I'm supposed to be outta' here before the big A guy arrives on the scene!"
Hal Lindsey reported, "I knew there was something strange about Limbaugh. But, just because he's the Man of Sin doesn't mean that his political views have all been wrong."
Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins are said to be writing another in their series of speculative prophecy novels which will work Limbaugh into their prophetic scenario without disturbing the overall plot line too much.